"Everything I Love Is Blonde, Expensive or Illegal" - Mens Tee

from £33.81

This heavyweight boxy tee brings lived-in comfort with a vintage edge. The faded dye and relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette create a casually confident look that sits back in the wardrobe and never fusses. Printed on the back with bold, hand-lettered graphics, it reads like a punchy statement piece — worn alone with jeans or layered under a jacket for a nod of attitude. The substantial 100% carded cotton feels sturdy while the ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. Small details — double-needle seams, tear-away label, and the option for embroidery — make this more than a novelty; it’s built to be both seen and lived in.

Product features

- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton (7.1 oz/yd²) for a substantial, durable feel

- Boxy, oversized fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, lived-in silhouette

- Ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching

- Double-needle stitched seams and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting wear

- Garment-dyed finish yields faded edges and subtle hue gradients; embroidery decoration available

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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This heavyweight boxy tee brings lived-in comfort with a vintage edge. The faded dye and relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette create a casually confident look that sits back in the wardrobe and never fusses. Printed on the back with bold, hand-lettered graphics, it reads like a punchy statement piece — worn alone with jeans or layered under a jacket for a nod of attitude. The substantial 100% carded cotton feels sturdy while the ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. Small details — double-needle seams, tear-away label, and the option for embroidery — make this more than a novelty; it’s built to be both seen and lived in.

Product features

- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton (7.1 oz/yd²) for a substantial, durable feel

- Boxy, oversized fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, lived-in silhouette

- Ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching

- Double-needle stitched seams and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting wear

- Garment-dyed finish yields faded edges and subtle hue gradients; embroidery decoration available

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean